Monday, April 30, 2007

Beware, speaking English can kill you!!

This is a kind of observation of what kind of food leads to heart attacks among the various linguistic communities.

* The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians.

* On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians.

* The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians.

* The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British, Americans or Australians.

* Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It's speaking English that kills you.

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