Use repeatedly for severe damage!!

One of the readers has sent in this email, an assortment of slogans, signboards, instructions, newspaper ads, etc. So get ready to go on a rollercoaster laughter ride

From the cover of a notebook used by one of my Korean students
My heart is very flammable when I see your beautiful eyes.

On the box for a toothbrush at a Tokyo hotel
Gives you strong mouth and refreshing wind!

A job ad in the Japan Times expressing that both males and females could apply
No limit on sex.

On the box for a toy microphone called "ECHO MIKE"
Mom ma! Pap Pap! I and Lady Employees to play with it together!

From the instructions on a Dragonball-Z action figure
Beware of being eaten by small children due to small parts.

Written at the top of a piece of children’s stationery in Japan
Guppies often eat their small children.

Comforting words on a piggy bank
My favorite food is you!

Name of children's camp
Club The Kids

On a Japanese box of tissues with a picture of a puppy on the cover
Tissues of puppy.

On another Japanese box of fine tissues
Skin will be touched softly and gently by 100% high quality pulp.

Instructions for a puzzle toy made in Taiwan
Let's decompose and enjoy assembling!

On a shampoo bottle
Use repeatedly for severe damage.

From a Children's Notebook in Japan
The Bunnies are very gluttonous. Why don't we put ourfavorite flags on the omelets? Good Tasty!

Babysitting ad by college students
"Please call us! We will provide you with any emergency."

From the instructions for a Hitachi radio
You will know radio on by enchanting green light.

On the packaging for a screw driver with a small flashlight in the handle
Now you can see what you are screwing in the dark!

On the packaging of a sir fry pan
Do not use mental tools for prolonging the life of the pan.

From the box of a vegetable peeler and chopper
Peeing? Container contains! Slashing? Use your built in chopper for good action.

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