Children will be batptized at both ends!!

The following announcements were actually printed in church bulletins around the country.

* Thursday Night -- Potluck Supper -- Prayer and Medication to follow.

* Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

* Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.

* For those who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

* The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of DavidAlan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.

* This being Easter Snday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

* The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They can be seen in the church basement Saturday.

* The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.

* This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.