Actual advertisements published in the classified section of newspapers
* A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
* No matter what your topcoat is made of, this miracle spray will make it really repellent.
* For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
* We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
* Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
* Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast.
* Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
* Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.
* Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.
* Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
* If you think you've seen everything in Paris, visit the Père Lachasis Cemetery. It boasts such immortals as Moliere, Chopin and Jean de la Fontain.
* For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, pottie chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
* Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else.
* Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.
* Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
* And now, the Superstore - unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
* Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play.
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