Friday, May 4, 2007

You haf real bad case of Zachary Disease!!

A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see adoctor.

Looking through the phone book, she came upon a Chinese Sex Therapist named Dr. Chang. When the woman arrived at the doctor's office, she told him her symptoms.

"Take off all your crothes, an you crawl real fass away from me across the froor."

She did so and crawled to the other side of the room.

Dr. Changsaid, "Now...you crawl real fass back to me", and she did.

Dr. Chang shook his head and said, "You haf real bad case of ZacharyDisease...worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex probrem".

The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor what Zachary Disease was.

The doctor replied "Zachary Disease....that when your face look ZACHARY like your ass!"

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