These are actual signs that have appeared at various locations all over the world
Found written on the wall in front of a photocopier of a company going through hardships
"Double your pleasure -- xerox your paychecks"
At a car dealership in Maryland to announce new seat belt legislation
"Belt your family. It's the law."
Seen while traveling in the Yucatan Peninsula
"Broken English spoken perfectly"
At an Applebee's restaraunt
"Notice: Affective immediately! A new 6% tax will be charged for the cost of collecting taxes!"
Fitness Center sign
"Self Esteem is feeling good about yourself -- regardless of the facts."
In a restaurant:
"Open seven days a week and weekends."
On the freeway in Boston during a major transformation of the streets and bridges, etc
"Rome wasn't built in a day. If it was, we would have hired their contractor."
A sign in front of an advertising agency in south superhighway, Philippines
"A business with no sign is a sign of no business"
A sign in front of a Macadamia Nut Factory in Hawaii
"Caution: Nuts crossing road."
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment